Well, all I’m saying is that I want to look back and say that I did the best I could while I was stuck in this place.

(via dontfisheatotherfish)

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

(via snappoptic)

dongstomper69:

i cant go to bed mom, im busy harassing corporate blogs over the internet

(via zackisontumblr)

aragogs:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

"If he sees us with his kid again, isn’t he gonna be like…’hey!’"

DON’T WORRY NO DINOS WILL APPEAR FOR AS LONG AS WE LET THIS SENTIMENTAL MOMENT LAND

I’m a sucker for intense bongo music!!

"Oh no" UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR JULIANNE MOORE THERE’S A FUCKIN TREX IN UR TENT YO

Q

Anonymous asked:

ok i have the hugest crush on u ok bye

A

mydogsnokes:

Cut off your boob and send it to me in the mail

mydogsnokes:

I just whispered “hashtag no sleep” to myself

"Hold on, what’s a vel…veloco…veliraptor" boy did you not attend fifth grade